Guide to dating on the dark side
Lucius Vladescu was a lunatic.” ― “Lucius shrugged. I'll keep it on my shelf right next to The Idiot's Guide to Becoming a Mythical Creature.''Lucius actually laughed. I didn't know you made jokes.""I'm a funny person," I defended myself.
The strange, almost pleasurable, sensation I'd felt when he'd brushed my cheek was forgotten as reality hit me again.
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Marrying a vampire definitely doesn’t fit into Jessica Packwood’s senior year “get-a-life” plan.
But then a bizarre (and incredibly hot) new exchange student named Lucius Vladescu shows up, claiming that Jessica is a Romanian vampire princess by birth—and he’s her long-lost fiancé.
The book has been awarded with Pennsylvania Young Readers' Choice Award Nominee (2011), and many others.
This has been decreed since our births." I couldn't even process the "getting married" part, or the thing about "decreed." He'd lost me at "vampire." Nuts. "It's late, and we're all tired and a little overwhelmed. I would have thought your pitchfork skills would be attractive to certain bachelors here in farm country.” ― “And as we kissed, really kissed, something inside me was smashed, like a splitting atom, erupting with all the force of a shattering nucleus. It was like I'd found my place in the universe, in the chaos, and Lucius and I could go along locked together throughout time without end, like pi, existing infinitely, irrationally, spinning through time.” ― “I shan't take advantage,' Lucius promised seriously. But I am afraid that I am compelled to pursue this courtship until Antanasia realizes her place at my side.
"Because your parents refuse to inform you, I will deliver the news myself,and I shall make this simple for you." He pointed to his chest and announced, as though talking to a child, "I am a vampire." He pointed to my chest. And we are to be married, the moment you come of age. ” ― “No one's making any decisions today," Mom translated. I wanted to run to the knife drawer, grab the biggest blade I could find, and plunge it into my heart.
You, in turn, are obligated to accept graciously.” ― “Where do you. " Frank challenged, puffing his chest, a little bolder now that he could breathe.
On the contrary, chivalry is an admission of women's superiority. This is the only form of servitude a Vladescu ever practices, and I perform it gladly for you.
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