Funny dating insults
To borrow the words of a popular meme: Dudes be like “Your beautiful.” I be like “It’s you’re.” Do you remember that episode of “Doctor Who” where they invade the planet of insane Daleks? Of course, the Doctor rushes off to rescue her from the ship. When the Doctor opens the door to find a killing machine and not a damsel there waiting for him, he gets majorly catfished.
Spelling mistakes are a pet peeve of more than one person online, it would seem.
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school and Fred is all excited: “Man I was at the most awesome party this weekend!
”-The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells into the inside of the house, “Roger, the pig that shat in your trombone is here!
” One politically savvy guy sent a first message reading, “On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight? Another smooth talker simply said, “Guess what I’m wearing? The key is to be original, amusing, and flattering all at once.
Simon Barrett tweeted out this gem: “Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?
I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."18.